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Episode #7: Destination Shiva • Pluto’s Really Great Advertising Agency • To Serve Man

You’ve been to destination weddings, showers, and bar mitzvahs, so why not a destination funeral? At the end of Destination Shiva, we guarantee you’ll be booking your next shiva with Sherri Lukshnkugel at the Shmaltzengribenes Resort & Spa. In Pluto’s Really Great Ad Agency, Uncle Pluto convenes a (not-so-)creative team meeting with Biff, Saucey, and Minnie. And what does the President and his Chief of Staff do in To Serve Man when the aliens finally arrive and they are… delicious?!?

Credits

Cast: Brian Benston • Ellen Bordman • Michael Hoban  • Michele Markarian
Writer: Anita Weiner
Opening Theme: Le Pain PerduCibo Matto
Music from Destination Shiva: My Zelda, Allan Sherman
Music from Pluto’s Ad Agency: Kleenex, Becca Godinez
Closing Theme: Themesong from My Life, Mike Peck


Episode #6: The Tree • The Adventures of TempGirl • The Women’s Shoppe

We’re down to the final four contestants on The Tree. Who will bud and who will be clear-cut? In our next installment of The Adventures of TempGirl, TempGirl’s quest to find the Big Copier leads her deep into the heart of the corporate jungle. And stop by The Women’s Shoppe, where we celebrate all stages of a woman’s life and treat your body like a temple.

Credits

Cast: Brian Benston • Ellen Bordman • Michael Hoban • Wendy Kincaid • Michael Lepera • Michele Markarian • Devon Reed • Anita Weiner
Writer: Anita Weiner
Opening Theme: Le Pain PerduCibo Matto
Music from The Tree: The Big Room/Party Goers/Studio Cats, Harold Barefoot Sanders III; Bora Bora (Tahitian Drums)/Momi Lei, The Polynesians
Theme from TempGirl: T.O.R.N.A.D.O, The Go! Team
Music from The Women’s Shoppe: We Are Young (Dave Audé Radio), Vassy
Closing Theme: Themesong from My Life, Mike Peck


Episode #5: Will You Be My Mom Friend • The Adventures of TempGirl • The Intervention

Come on down! You’re the next contestant on Will You Be My Mom Friend! Find out if TempGirl can make fifteen hundred copies collated, left-stapled, on purple paper by one o’clock in the next exciting episode of The Adventures of TempGirl. When you find soft sounds of the ’70s on your kid’s playlist, it’s time for The Intervention.

Credits

Cast: Brian Benston • Michael Hoban • Wendy Kincaid • Michele Markarian • Devon Reed • Meredith Sherter Benston • Miles Taylor • Anita Weiner
Writer: Anita Weiner
Special Thanks: Janet B., for inspiring Will You Be My Mom Friend
Opening Theme: Le Pain PerduCibo Matto
Theme from Will You Be My Mom Friend: Crossword, Network Music Ensemble
Theme from TempGirl: T.O.R.N.A.D.O, The Go! Team
Closing Theme: Themesong from My Life, Mike Peck


Episode #4: GPS Noir • The Adventures of TempGirl • Human GPS • The Me-PS

It’s the GPS show! In GPS Noir, a hard-boiled detective is on the trail of a beautiful and devious killer, but will technology bring them together or tear them apart? TempGirl finally meets Jane in the next exciting installment of The Adventures of TempGirl. In Human GPS, when the launch of his new GPS goes awry, the boss finds the solution, and perhaps more, in an unlikely employee. And call now to get the new Me-PS. Operators are standing by!

Credits

Cast: Brian Benston • Wendy Kincaid • Michele Markarian • Anita Weiner
Special Guests: Janet B. • Benjamin S. • Bianca S.
Writer: Anita Weiner
Opening Theme: Le Pain PerduCibo Matto
Theme from GPS Noir: Private Hell 36, Leith Stevens’ All Stars
Theme from TempGirl: T.O.R.N.A.D.O, The Go! Team
Musical Segue: Panacea, Woody Herman and his Thundering Herds
Closing Theme: Themesong from My Life, Mike Peck


Episode #3: Angel of Death  • The Adventures of TempGirl • Girlfriends Calendar

In Angel of Death, Sadie’s ready for her final journey, but it’s her family that needs a push from an unexpected visitor. When we last left her, Betsy had 36 minutes to get to work. Find out if she made it in the next installment of The Adventures of TempGirl. In Girlfriends Calendar, Wendy and Leslie need to sync up their, uh, schedules.

Credits

Cast: Brian Benston • Michael Hoban • Wendy Kincaid • Michael Lepera • Michele Markarian • Anita Weiner
Engineer: Michael Lepera
Writer: Anita Weiner
Opening Theme: Le Pain Perdu, Cibo Matto
Theme from TempGirl: T.O.R.N.A.D.O, The Go! Team
Musical Segues: Blue Flame, Woody Herman and his Thundering Herds • Wipe Out, The Wisconsin Marching Band
Closing Theme: Boys Keep Swinging, David Bowie


Episode #2: Nature Beeps • The Adventures of TempGirl • Caregiver

In Nature Beeps, it’s a lovely day in the forest, but something’s not quite right with Squirrel. The agency calls in episode two of The Adventures of TempGirl, and don’t miss tonight’s very informative talk on caregiving for the elderly from an experienced Caregiver.

Credits

Cast: Brian Benston • Ellen Bordman • Wendy Kincaid • Michele Markarian • Anita Weiner
Engineer: Michael Lepera
Writer: Anita Weiner
Opening Theme: Le Pain Perdu, Cibo Matto
Theme from TempGirl: T.O.R.N.A.D.O, The Go! Team
Musical Segues: Born to be Wild, Steppenwolf (in Nature Beeps) • You’ve Got Good Taste, The Cramps
Closing Theme: Deanna, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds


Episode #1: Playground Police • The Adventures of TempGirl • Little Helper

Come on out to the playground, but the Playground Police remind you to bring your ID. Meet feisty filmmaker, Betsy, and her alter ego, Temp Girl, in The Adventures of TempGirl. And finally, with our hectic schedules these days, who wouldn’t want an extra Little Helper?

Credits

Cast: Brian Benston • Leslie Boisset-Dell’Elce • Ellen Bordman • Michele Markarian • Miles Taylor • Anita Weiner
Engineer: Michael Lepera
Writer: Anita Weiner
Opening Theme: Le Pain Perdu, Cibo Matto
Theme from TempGirl: T.O.R.N.A.D.O, The Go! Team
Musical Segue: Time To Go Outdoors, Hot Hot Heat
Closing Theme: Don’t Touch Me (I’m Electric), Bill Nelson


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